Tour money

While you burned your tour loot on an F-150 and a bunch of leather jackets, this alpha-dog bought a fuckin yacht!

 

Yeah, we're talking birkenstocks, slaks, tan bag parties, and more puss than you and your homo-loving truck could ever dream of. So, unless you plan on rolling that F-150 into a time-machine and doing roto 9 all over again, well...there's always next tour!

"Not now chief! I'm in the fuckin zone."