How do you wear your smallpack?

Keepin' it real

the sandbox

King of the Hill

pretty fuckin clear who's running the show atop this mountain. Semper Fi brother!

Indiana Jones

And the Tan Bag of Doom!

McGill's archaeology department is about to get its fuckin world discovered! Holy shit boys, if there was ever a time to switch majors!! 

Boyz N the hood

Hot 'n Ready

Logistik Unicorp Backpack

Sgt. Starbucks

Possibly the hardest charging author of all time, this fella knows a thing or two about writing. First and foremost, you gotta write how you fight: tan rockies til the motherfuckin grave! Hoooorah!

 CHAPTER 1

"It was a dark and stormy night in KAF...... The Taliban were at it again. 

War ain't soft, but then again, neither am I........

It was a dark and stormy night in KAF........... but that's okay......For I am a sheepdog; I am hard as fuck.

Things are gonna change around here. I can feel it...

And they say that a hero can save us......I'm not gonna stand here and wait

I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles, watch as we all fly away"

Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho!

It's off to class I go!

can'tsofcom

back in the COD days, I was only allowed to carry carry a pistol with my riot shield.

But now that i've made the switch over to RL, well son...

Hey Sub-Zero,

You're mah hero.

This girl loves the D...

Dogtags that is!

intersection under control

"You tryna pull a jay-walk in my AO?"

"Get real buds, not on my fuckin watch!!"

Fuzzy dice are so yesterday...

Dogtags, lads, are the only way. When they're not hanging out in the bar, they atta be hanging out on the motherfucking freeway!

Holy moly! People just must be lining up for a chance to carpool with this guy! Shotgun!

Teddy

Women love a strong, independent teddy bear.

What's the hardest part of coming home?

Doing groceries you fucking idiot!

Mama says they was magic shoes

They could take me anywhere

It's a bad day for the Taliban...

We've been monitoring Meaford's new crop--and holy fuck, boys--these are some of the most hard-boiled troops we've seen in years! Excelsior!

ROTO infinity

This tour's been going on for three years!

Where's Waldo?

Better shrink-wrap the couch

fuckin tags are coming out tonight, boys!

Walkin the dog?

Fuck off mate, this is a presence patrol! 

Army bag yoga!

"It's the only bag that'll fit my mats!"

MARPAT is the dustiest camo to ever hit the scene

We did a couple polls and everybody fuckin agrees--marpat looks like the inside of an asshole! You wanna get laid? Wear multicam. You wanna live in a dumpster? Wear marpat. Plain 'n simple.

Somebody callin' for an exterminator?

Ribfest = one saucy AO!

Yeah, we're talkin serviettes, zipoff pants, tan-t's, and a boat-load of meaty danger. Better find yourselves some cover, ladies; these ribs bite back..."

Man's best friends

Over here at LAMFAB HQ, the vote was unanimous: we'd choose a bike and an army bag over a dumbfuck dog anyday!

 

Seriously, look how fucking good these pups look together. I hope he's got that bag on a leash!

Task Force: Wonderland

"Maaaan, Afghanistan shmashcanistan! I've done tours on the Behemeth, Top Gun, and the Bat. Whatever man, it's not even even a big deal, but like fuck man, these are some pretty hairy rides!"

"There it is, bro, The Drop Zone. It's like an IED on crack!"

"I can't believe those fucking dickheads wouldn't let me bring my smallpack on TOPGUN. What-the-fuck-ever! It's not like that was my childhood dream or anything! FUCK!!"

Heads up Wasaga Beach!

There's a new sheriff in town!

"That's a solid rog, sir, front of the line, as fuckin per."

"Two french vanillas, double cupped, double-time. And fill this drop pouch with as many Timbits as you slackjaws can handle. Yeah fuck it, gimme a French Cruller too, I'm a fuckin' SHEEPDOG, bro."

Go big or go home

welcome to the fuckin big leagues, kiddo. Step up or step down. You toss one of these badboys onto your back and you'll be ridin laps, first class, on the p-p-pussy train.

 "CHOOO CHOOO"

Range control, this is Nine Iron...

firing for effect, over.

Gasoline is for pussies;

a real bike runs on 7.62!

Meet the Lusthog Squad!

 

Heart-breakers and life-takers, they'll shoot you full of holes 'n fill you full of lead. Bloused boots on gameday? You best fuckin believe!

You think this is a game? You think this death-tech crammed a bushcap over his paintball mask for fun? You'd better think again, buddy! This. is. war. 

Shop to train

train to shop!

I came. I saw. I conquered.

How did you show your pride on Canada Day?

"Maple leafs and beavertails? What the fuck is this, grade three? Where's my goddamn smallpack, boys; it's fuckin Canada day!"

Ding, ding! Here comes the ski patrol!

Just wrapping up another area-recce in the volatile 'Jay Peak' district. High five! We haven't seen someone smash this much pow since the boys of 3-06 came home!

Vintage flair hits the local bus scene!

 

I'm not going to lie, I like to live dangerously...

and if you think danger shops at mountain equipment, well then... you're a fucking moron.

One bag, one life, one opportunity.

Saddle up, fellas! The army bag deliveryman is right on time!

"ARMY BAGS! Get'cher army bags! We've got 'em all! Smallpacks, rucksacks, daypacks, camelbacks, one size fits all, we've got 'em all! ARMY BAGS! Get'cher army bags..."

high threat environment

"Sorry soldier, PPE must be worn at all times at this restaurant. Think I like wearing chain mail? No. It's fucking dangerous out here. Complacency kills. Sort yourself out."

Fear not gents,

the mall is safe for yet another day!

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am a sheepdog."

Taking a well deserved tactical pause.