Nous achetez les protein during le jour. They knows me dans la GNC quand i pulls out les tags et dey gives me discount militarie. I gets the most stuff.
Den I Goes home and shotguns le tall boy avec my boys. I puts on my chemise preferer, gives da tags a quick buff and we goes to da club. So fuckin easy bro. Sluts are fou for les pistolets bro. Gets the D everytime!
We had our photographer ram a Blackberry camera up his dickhole for this bad boy. Even though his foreskin juice blurred up the already shit lens, don't even matter, cause cadpat stands out like a motherfucker!
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