Sunday, January 19, 2014

Any weapons experts out there?

We can't figure out whether that's a whipped cream launcher or a fudge cannon?


Friday, January 17, 2014

NDHQ desk slugs and zombies are indistinguishable.

Knuckle-dragging?
Drooling?
Bleeding from the ears?

Safe to say this thudfuck just punched the clock; he's wrapping up another big day at the office! Two-hundred-and-forty-six rounds of solitaire later and he doesn't even remember his own fucking name!

Witnesses say he's been walking into that glass door for the last 20 minutes.

"BRAINSSS!"        "BRAINSSSSSSSS!"

Monday, January 13, 2014

Trop sexy pour cette chemise!

Nous achetez les protein during le jour. They knows me dans la GNC quand i pulls out les tags et dey gives me discount militarie. I gets the most stuff. 

Den I Goes home and shotguns le tall boy avec my boys. I puts on my chemise preferer, gives da tags a quick buff and we goes to da club. So fuckin easy bro. Sluts are fou for les pistolets bro. Gets the D everytime!


Tuesday, November 26, 2013

trademark

The following is an open letter from our lawyers:

"#armybag" "my army bag" are copyrighted trademarks of Look At My Fucking Army Bag! ("LAMFAB"), a wholly-owned subsidiary of Goons Inc. Public proclamations of "my army bag!" or use of the hashtag are a violation of our copyright. The penalty for violating said copyright is to be publicly ridiculed to the full extent of the law.


Thursday, November 7, 2013

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Yorkville Mall

"Shopping for a new bag? Hah! Ya right buds, not in this life!"


Monday, October 28, 2013

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Movie date?

Well fellas, first things first: you gotta dress to impress. It's all about demonstrating value!

And what better way than to wear an outfit that says, "Hey girl! I'm going to rape you and kill you and feed your body to the pigs!"


Sunday, October 20, 2013

Lucile

We got ourselves a loose seal here!






midterms?

don't worry bro, I got this!

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Insurgents beware


the "soldier citizens" are coming!

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Saturday, October 12, 2013

PFC Goku reporting for fuckin duty!

would you check out the dragonballs on this super soldier?

There he goes again, charging up another fireball in the barracks.

Better buckle-the-fuck-up North Korea, cause you're about to get launched into outer space!

King of the Hill

pretty fuckin clear who's running the show atop this mountain. Semper Fi brother!


Thursday, October 10, 2013

Indiana Jones

And the Tan Bag of Doom!

McGill's archaeology department is about to get its fuckin world discovered! Holy shit boys, if there was ever a time to switch majors!! 

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Boyz N the hood

You bump wit these playas n' they'll seven-section-battle-drill you tha fuck into an early grave biaaatch!

Monday, October 7, 2013

Three questions

1. is that a Fisher-Price motorcycle?
2. will this pizza place ever recover?
3. are those 'jeans' liquid latex?