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While the majority of the photos we receive are absolute garbage and may as well have been taken with a fucking kaleidescope (see figure 1), we get the occasional submission that leaves us in awe. For instance:
Though it's quite possible that our photographer was simply trapped in the gravitational pull of those overflowing yoga pants, we're going to give him the benefit of the doubt and honour him as this week's most dedicated photographer. Keep up the good work!
I believe the Provost Marshal would consider this stalking and it is a criminal act.
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ReplyDelete^ hahaha
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