Ding, ding! Here comes the ski patrol!

Just wrapping up another area-recce in the volatile 'Jay Peak' district. High five! We haven't seen someone smash this much pow since the boys of 3-06 came home!

Vintage flair hits the local bus scene!

 

I'm not going to lie, I like to live dangerously...

and if you think danger shops at mountain equipment, well then... you're a fucking moron.

One bag, one life, one opportunity.

Saddle up, fellas! The army bag deliveryman is right on time!

"ARMY BAGS! Get'cher army bags! We've got 'em all! Smallpacks, rucksacks, daypacks, camelbacks, one size fits all, we've got 'em all! ARMY BAGS! Get'cher army bags..."

high threat environment

"Sorry soldier, PPE must be worn at all times at this restaurant. Think I like wearing chain mail? No. It's fucking dangerous out here. Complacency kills. Sort yourself out."

Fear not gents,

the mall is safe for yet another day!

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am a sheepdog."

Taking a well deserved tactical pause.

Hold that door, son!

we got a bick dick playa coming though!

All set for summer school?

You'd better fucking believe it!

That hooker didn't stand a chance!

After a quick strangle in the hotel bathroom, he makes his way home. Arms dangle lifelessly, as per classic serial killer form. Smallpack worn with pride, as per dress regs.

and I was all like,

bang! bang bang bang! bang mutha fucka, bang bang!

If two tours on the boardwalk taught me anything...

It's gonna take a helluva' lot more than a bit of rain to get between me and my timmies!

"Extra large triple-quadruple. Double-cupped."

Smallpacks leading the way, as per

 "This is the ORV!"

What's tattooed across his knuckles?

"Hard"

Shopping cart?

yeah right buddy

mirror, mirror on the wall

who's the hardest of them all?

Hard Charger

This battle-ready speed-baller unleashed a maelstrom of intensity that shook even the most seasoned airsofters. Thank god for that orange armband!

Whatcha reading there, sir?

"Oh not much...just a lil' book about army bags!"

Also: take note of the bowling balls on this photographer! He claims to have masked the noise from his camera shutter with a fake sneeze...

Did somebody say, 'photographer of the week'?

Still searching for that perfect balance between uniform and civies?

Get ready for the all-new 'CADPAT hoodie'! Thanks to CP gear, wearing civies no longer has to feel like it!