Just when you thought this party couldn't get any better...

Corporal EXXXTREME parachutes onto the scene!!

Saddlebags?

Reckon this fella shoulda gone with the new ruck-- it's like three bags in one plus triple the cadpat!

Have you seen the kit-list for Whis lately? Neither had we!

Turns out we've been forgetting the essentials all along!

This guy is more checked-out than the majority of you clowns are on weekend exercise!

Fuck yeah!

dogtags haven't been cool since Korea...or so we thought!

We especially like the cowboy hat. He's pretty jacked too!

Whoa, whoa whoa, watch out gents. This fella is about to take names, smash ass and make rank!

Great news gents, the new parkas are finally in!

Don't forget to pick up the new parka before you renew your homelessness chit. This coat is warm as fuck!

Multicam?... ACU?.... Underarmour wristbands?

Carry on, sir!

going for a light stroll along the boardwalk?

Better bring that tan arsenal along for the ride! And don't forget to wear all your war patches; you can never be too careful nowadays!

- this also happens to be our first Austrailian submission. Turns out the Aussies are just as hard charging as we are. Thunder from down under! EXCELSIOR!

Jean shorts

you never go full leper

Haute couture

This fashion-forward citizen-soldier takes 'leading change' to the next level. Who says you can't wear camo with a bright yellow jacket? This fellas taking the army in a whole new direction!

Started from the bottom now we heeah

When this superstar isn't tearing apart the club with his Armani broskies, he's suiting up for more cadpat calendar shoots with his dad's Mercedes.

Nice bag, comrade.

Though emigrating from Transylvania was hard for young Romanovich, choosing the backpack that best complimented his style was a no-brainer!

Is that a Dolce and Gabbana?

Nope, it's a Logistik Unicorp!

Back to Karkand

 

This hardened individual patrols campus with the same iconic superswag as the Battlefield 3 coverguy.

Wired tight

When it comes to keeping his shit wired tight, Chief Runningwater plays for keeps. Take a look at that compression; what a tight, tight package.

Ghost Rider

This highly mobile troop prefers knee high socks because they're low drag. Reporters claim he could be heard humming 'motorcycle sounds' with his mouth as he zipped by.

Take extra procautions if you're walking along the canal gents, this fellow brakes for no one!

We train how we fight

When we inquired as to why he was wearing his issued raincoat, he exclaimed, "We train how we fight!" before snapping into slow-march.

Lecture Larry

this particularly hard-charging unit is always sure to suit up for his 'war and society' lecture. He raises his hand an awful lot too. That's okay though, he must know all about war and society-- he's in the army!

Back to school shopping?

This shining star opted for the high tempo, still covered in COP Ballpeen dust, extra modular, 'university-aint-shit', 'fuck-yeah-i've-been', tactical bookbag. 

When asked why he chose this particular model, he responded:
  
"Bro, do you even know how many Norton anthologies I can carry in here??"

 He then said something along the lines of, "Duck-duck-goose, we did the whole fucking village!"  

 

1080 snowboarding

Special needs

every school has them

shemaghma

We wonder if he gelled his hair before or after putting that shemagh on. Presumably the latter, in front of the mirror, wearing his smallpack, naked.

Balaclava and a smallpack?

This hard-charger hasn't missed a timing since 2006!

I don't always wear a helmet

but when I do, I prefer a Kevlar.

Mr. Fancypants

Mouthbreathing at a gym near you!

Loose straps equals ready for anything

This bulldog doesn't take shit from anybody, especially the fashion police!

Haters gonna hate

Mechanized Infantry

We could barely keep up with him!

BUSBORNE!

Poor exit procedure; didn't look at the lights, arms not streamlining the body, didn't perform a proper jab...this poor fella's lookin at having some twists.

Upper Management

It's written all over him.