Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho!

It's off to class I go!

can'tsofcom

back in the COD days, I was only allowed to carry carry a pistol with my riot shield.

But now that i've made the switch over to RL, well son...

Hey Sub-Zero,

You're mah hero.

This girl loves the D...

Dogtags that is!

intersection under control

"You tryna pull a jay-walk in my AO?"

"Get real buds, not on my fuckin watch!!"

Fuzzy dice are so yesterday...

Dogtags, lads, are the only way. When they're not hanging out in the bar, they atta be hanging out on the motherfucking freeway!

Holy moly! People just must be lining up for a chance to carpool with this guy! Shotgun!

Teddy

Women love a strong, independent teddy bear.

What's the hardest part of coming home?

Doing groceries you fucking idiot!

Mama says they was magic shoes

They could take me anywhere

It's a bad day for the Taliban...

We've been monitoring Meaford's new crop--and holy fuck, boys--these are some of the most hard-boiled troops we've seen in years! Excelsior!

ROTO infinity

This tour's been going on for three years!

Where's Waldo?

Better shrink-wrap the couch

fuckin tags are coming out tonight, boys!